Karen Von Benschoten, http://outloudkaren.wordpress.com, reports while working at Mobil Mart and heavily medicated with a benzodiazepine, she had a customer come to the counter and lay their Twinkies on it.  She promptly picked them up, opened them, then proceeded to eat them. Needless to say, she was sent home for the rest of the day but did not lose her job.

Jack and I ask whoever turned the fire hose on Seattle yesterday to not do that again.  The winds and heavy rain resulted in a horizontal barrage.

The most surprising development is the demise of our neighbor’s uninvited guest, a big fat rat, at the hands of Benny.  JJ attempted to haul a half dead rat into the house a few years ago, but Benny showed no interest.  While chatting with the neighbor, Jack allowed Benny, on a long leash, to sniff around the yard and shrubbery.  A sudden commotion stopped the chat.  The commotion being Benny slaying the rat.  Jack hustled back to our house for me and the camera to commemorate Benny the exterminator.

What’s your Does This Happen to You? moment this week?


About kriskkaria

Hi, I'm Kris. A narrator, actor, voice actor, and writer. I've impersonated a cat, a prince, a princess, a witch, a madwoman, and a president with my voice and narrated/produced over 40 audiobooks. I narrate and produce an award-winning weekly storytelling podcast showcasing stories from fantastic writers. Visit my IMDB page for stage and screen credits.

3 responses »

  1. ksbeth says:

    i almost feel like i have had moments when i could have done the twinkie thing myself )

  2. Just the thought of the “R” and I’m sweating! As for that Twinkie eating clerk…Rock on!

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