• Gretchen appeared at bursting point, a sausage about to spill its juices.  She hobbled into the kitchen tightly clutching a dog treat.  I [...]

  Woman and Dachshund Wrestle for Bone

  July 28, 2012
• Benny just locked me in the garage.  My mother told me where the key is but I don’t remember the exact location.  I left the door slightly [...]

  I Smell Like a Horse

  July 22, 2012
• I fasten the fashionable Styrofoam lined helmet over my visor hat.  The sun beats down relentlessly.  My trusty steeds, JJ and Benny, chafe at [...]

  The Charioteer

  July 14, 2012
• I shudder at the thought of 100+ degree weather with high humidity.  It reminds me not to complain about Seattle weather in June.  I know lots [...]

  Juneuary

  July 7, 2012