The OhMyGod Series, Episode 7

Here we go with Episode 7, the bicycling adventure in the Loire Valley continues.   By the Drunken Cyclist, a blog right here on WordPress.

I still have promo codes for the audio book, Take a Load Off, Mona Jamborski.  Its free to download using the code.  Just write in the comments you’d like to give it a go, and I’ll give you the code with instructions.  Its a giggle for your commute!

Stuck and Dinged – A JJ and Benny Toon

Stuck and Dinged - JJ and Benny Toon

The OhMyGod Series, Episode 6

How rude of me, I always forget to be specific.  Last week, I had an audition for a cable TV show about zombies and I booked a voice over job.  That’s my excuse for almost not getting any blog post out last week.  I didn’t get a call back for the zombie show but I did get paid for the voice over job.   And I have a part time corporate job.  Its nice to have a little financial stability but still get my creative on too.  Its just gets a little overwhelming sometimes, like last week.

Its time for the next episode of OhMyGod!  from the Drunken Cyclist blog on right here on WordPress.

I still have promo codes for the audio book, Take a Load Off, Mona Jamborski.  Its free to download using the code.  Just write in the comments you’d like to give it a go, and I’ll give you the code with instructions.  Its a giggle for your commute!

The OhMyGod Series, Episode 5

I thought I had another cartoon ready, but I somehow misplaced it.  Oh dear, its been a long week.  I forgot to upload Episode 5, too.  Here it is, my narration of The Drunken Cyclist’s blog, OhMyGod!, http://thedrunkencyclist.com/ohmygod/.

I still have promo codes available for anyone who wants to try an audio book for free.  Take a Load Off, Mona Jamborski, is available on Audible, a giggle for your day.  Just make a comment on my blog that you’d like to give it a try.  I only ask you review it and shout it out to all your friends if you like it.

Mrs. Mallard Dishes Fashion

Mrs. Mallard Dishes Fashion

The OhMyGod Series, Episode 4

One of my favorite blogs is The Drunken Cyclist, http://thedrunkencyclist.com/.  His stories of leading cycling tours in France are hysterical.  I’ve turned this series, still in progress, into podcast episodes.  We continue with Episode 4.

My offer for an audio book for free is still available.  Take a Load Off, Mona Jamborski is funny and uplifting.   And you can hear my Speedy Gonzalez impression.

Waders under my Victorian Skirt

Great grandmother Elizabeth exclaims, “There’s water coming up my butt!”.  Water rushes into my dive boots, but they cover my waders so I figure I’m in good shape.  I don’t feel the 40 degree water which laps gently against my thigh.

We’re all standing in the ocean in our long black Victorian costumes, waiting for the director to call action. Yes, I have a horror movie role and its one of last scenes.  My skirts float around me.  By now, they’re muddy and thoroughly soaked. That is the plan.  Its the last scene so the costumes can get trashed, we don’t need them any more.

This is my 5th work day on location for the film.  Yesterday, I got shot.  It took 4 takes for me to fall convincingly on the pads laid behind me for cushioning.  The knife flew out of my hand as I fell the 4th time, which pleased the director.  One of the crew paid me a compliment.  “I was scared when I saw you coming and I didn’t even see the knife”, he said.  Yes, I’m bad-ass in this film.

Last night, I offered sticky buns to the guests around the bonfire, in the gently drizzling rain.  No problem shooting the film in drizzle, just not downpour.  The sticky buns are real, in fact, all the food on our plates in the film is real.  Some is edible, like the salmon and pancakes.  Others, like the octopus, not so much.  One of the other actors hides the buns under the bench to keep them a little drier in between the longer breaks.  Sticky buns, though,  are very resilient and very tasty even after being drizzled on for 4 hours.

The film is Vows, https://www.facebook.com/saythevows, scheduled for release in 2016.

Vows - by the Beach

The OhMyGod Series, Episode 3 with an offer

Here is Episode 3 of the OhMyGod series, from the Drunken Cyclist blog here on WordPress.

Now, the offer.  I have 4 free downloads available of the comic audiobook I narrated, Take a Load Off, Mona Jamborski.  I only ask you review the audio book on Audible if you like it.  The first 4 requests I get will receive the promo code for the free audio book and get to “take a load off”.

Benny on Jack – A DogToon

Benny on Jack Toon

The OhMyGod Series, Episode 2

The Drunken Cyclist, http://thedrunkencyclist.com, continues to add to this series every month. He just finished part 32.   We’ll continue on with Episode 2.

Remember,  If you’d like to hear your blog narrated or prefer to nominate another blog for narration, pass along the link.  I only ask it fit with the Does This Happen to You? theme and not be too racy.  I told iTunes my stuff would be G-Rated.