• They think I’m a stripper, I finally realized.  I walked into a party of yuppie motorcyclists to perform a comic roast of the birthday boy.  [...]

  Thelma Throttle The Stripper That Wasn’t

  May 26, 2012
• May 18 is an anniversary seared in my memory.  I don’t remember any other anniversary not even my first date with my partner, except this [...]

  The Volcano Next Door

  May 21, 2012
• I watched the news the other morning.  The story about the New Jersey mom who took her young daughter to the tanning salon began with no [...]

  Proud of Pasty White

  May 13, 2012
• Our Metro bus service needs to provide little flags to their riders, one that says yes and the other that says no.  I ride the 71 bus to my [...]

  Stop, I Don’t Want to Get On

  May 6, 2012