Yes, believe it or not, a new brush will bring your closer to your cat.  Just stick the Lickibrush in your mouth and groom your cat till he purrs with delight.  Or scratches your eyes out, depending on how adept you are with your new tool.  With only a prototype available, there are few cats to weigh in on whether this tool is a delight or worth a good claw.  Mindy in Minneapolis says she is “meh” on it, and prefers hand petting, as she finds the tips on the tool a bit abrasive.   Boris in LA digs it, as he’s into rough stuff.  LouLou in New Jersey found it gross and bit her servant’s finger for even getting their dirty mouth that close to her.

Naked man stuck in Iowa recycling center chimney, says he was playing hide and seek.  Police and center owners believe the man wanted to rob the place.   This dude wins stupid criminal of the week.  The chimney is only about a foot wide.  Maybe he believes in Santa Claus, if Santa can do it so can I.   He claims his clothes are really good at Hide N Seek.  He was close to winning when cops showed up and spoiled the game.

WBT reports medical experts warning of “Dormant Butt Syndrome”.     All those couch potatoes can now claim their own special disability.  On the other hand, if your boss complains you’re not at your desk enough, you can claim you’re trying to prevent this debilitating syndrome.  Insisting upon remaining flexible and getting more exercise by walking around the office.

Z News reports a man arrested for trying to shake hands with a lion.  The Jawaharlal Nehru Zoological Park in India seeks to give visitors an up close and personal experience.  Young men and drunks visiting the park view the lions as just large kitties, ready to take selfies with.  For their part, the lions are happy to pose with the guys.  If they get hungry, lunch is served up already.

West Sussex County Times reports the newest weapon in the Sussex police arsenal, texting.  When searching for suspects with outstanding warrants, one of the first items to try is a text to their phone, asking them to come on in to the station for a chat.  Police report it’s very effective.   “Hey Duncan, I heard the police pinched you finally.  You listed your address wrong, slept over at friend’s houses, and took a new job.  How did they find you?”   Bloody bad luck, they texted me and you know I can’t resist texting back, it’s like an addiction.  One thing led to another, I just couldn’t stop.


About kriskkaria

Hi, I'm Kris. A narrator, actor, voice actor, and writer. I've impersonated a cat, a prince, a princess, a witch, a madwoman, and a president with my voice and narrated/produced over 40 audiobooks. I narrate and produce an award-winning weekly storytelling podcast showcasing stories from fantastic writers. Visit my IMDB page for stage and screen credits.

2 responses »

  1. ksbeth says:

    text addicts – rehab reality show!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s