Two large slices of pizza lay face down on the road ground into the snow. Benny makes a grab but he’s not quick enough. I move him, JJ and Kandi along. You don’t know what’s in that pizza.
I wonder how two slices of pizza ended up in the snow in the middle of a road with only a few houses on it. This is not a busy road. My mother suggests someone left their lunch on top of the car and drove off. Pondering this, I decide it’s not reasonable for this road unless someone managed to drive all the way from downtown with their lunch on the roof. I’m sure it’s a late night party with beer. This is how it went down. Its dark and two guys jump out of their Ford 150 4×4.
Hey dude, where’s our pizza?
Dude! I threw it up on top while I stashed the beer.
Awwww, dude, your bad! Our pizza is decorating the road.