1. Maintain your composure while your brother jumps around. Stand or lay quietly and roll your eyes at your brother’s antics.

    Remain calm

    Remain calm

  2. In order to get your brother out of the kitchen so your human feeds you first, run down the basement stairs.  Your brother will race down after you.  As soon as your brother passes you and goes outside, race back up the stairs.  You are now in first position for feeding.
  3. If your brother is lying on the bed next to your human, bark a warning while in your dog bed until your brother jumps off the bed, begins barking and goes out of the bedroom to investigate the situation.  Jump into bed immediately next to your human.
  4. When your brother is blocking the basement door or the stairs to the dog beds, bark incessantly until your human comes to investigate the noise.  Wait patiently until your human moves your brother then make a break for the door or the stairs.
Benny Speaks

Benny Speaks


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Actress, comedian, voice actor and singer, I voice a weekly podcast called Does This Happen to You. Funny compendium of your day's journey.

4 responses »

  1. ksbeth says:

    absolutely makes perfect sense to me. sibling rivalry at its finest )

  2. skinnyuz2b says:

    JJ is so smart. Especially with his ploy for getting fed first.

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