Mary’s house is a workman’s highway.  For a little extra, her olive green wall is now blue without the little splotches left by the DIY former owner. But hey, the professionals are available, so why not take advantage of it.  You see, most of the work is covered by insurance.  Luckily for Mary, the guy whose car sailed through the air one night about a week ago is insured.

He blasted down winding South Hills Drive about 40mph and didn’t quite make the last curve on to Crawford.  Airborne, his car took out the power pole, clothes line and chain link fence finally impacting Mary’s house.  Since for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, Mary’s dryer flew across the room and out the back door.

The local paper said the car grazed the house.  Mary says “hah, there is a tire mark halfway up the wall and his jack, spare tire and Jack Daniels on my lawn”.

 

 

Well cooked but talkative turkey

Well cooked but talkative turkey

 

Do you have any tales from around the Thanksgiving table?

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About kriskkaria

Actress, comedian, voice actor and singer, I voice a weekly podcast called Does This Happen to You. Funny compendium of your day's journey.

4 responses »

  1. The site of teeth nearly had coffee all over my dear MAC. …lol

  2. Now you’re talkin’ turkey! Hilarious! 🙂

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